RAMBLINGS VOL XII

Better late than never.

With my new dialysis schedule, I find that CVS is no longer a convenient visit.  Problem?  No problem, as I find that suddenly I no longer need anything from CVS.  Hmmmm……

I cannot stand my new dialysis schedule.  I hate everything about it.  But it will be worth the change if I can return to work in 2012 and take a reading from that vantage point.

I just re-read my RAMBLINGS VOL XI, and saw that I asked myself “is there a career that would pay me for learning something new every day?”  It hit me like a Mack truck.  I was knee-deep in that career for over a decade!  J

I purchased a gyro (no tomato, extra sauce) while downtown running errands today.  Nine bucks is more than I like to spend for lunch, but it was worth it.  I had a light breakfast, and I don’t mind spending good money on good food (within limits, of course).  And that gyro feels great in my belly right now!

He gives power to the weak And to those who have no might He increases strength.  Isaiah 40:29

12/1/11:  I am having a great day so far.  I’ve learned a thing or three, and just finished an excellent workout.  Tonight I’ll visit the Phillips Collection before dialysis. Discounted admission price is $1.00 – bought the ticket online a couple of months ago.  Am in the middle of a nice lunch of crabcakes and some Chinese chicken and veggies.  I am going to miss these times after I return to work.

12/6/11:  I just flashed on french fries!  Mmmmmmm!  I might have to try some.

The Seven Deadly Sins Are:  Pride, Lust, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Gluttony and Envy.  I always list Pride first because that’s the one that I always forget.

12/8/11:  I’m actually looking forward to dialysis tonight.  I want to get in there and get it over with so I can be normal for three days.

12/9/11:  Fried fish (whiting) sandwiches for breakfast and lunch (plus an apple) today!  I purchased the fish yesterday afternoon.  Six fillets for ten bucks.  There’s enough left for one more sammich; I’ll let that keep for a day or two.  So what’s for dinner tonight?  I am undecided for the moment. 

I think that I would make an excellent food critic!

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.  -- Abraham Lincoln

Cha-Ching Moment:  I've been struggling with my smartphone's charger ever since I purchased the phone about six months ago.  I always had to adjust it "just so" to get it to charge.  (Since the phone was refurbished, I figured "oh well, you get what you pay for".)  Today I tried charging my phone with my Kindle’s charging cord -- cha-ching!

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.  Philippians 4:13

I downloaded the Bible a week or so ago and started reading it.  I just finished Matthew.  I couldn’t make it through Proverbs without changing the channel.  Those two-line sayings got really irritating after the first seven or eight hundred.

I really miss the longer-distance runs.  In my case, longer distance means four to seven miles.  Once you’re out there in the midst of it and you get into your rhythm, the fatigue no longer matters.  It just feels really good.  The solitary aspect appeals to me as well.  My favorite run was in Germany on a summer Saturday morning in 1983.  It was about seven miles total and took me out through the boonies and some barren fields to a quaint little burg that was large enough to support a bunch of shops but not large enough to need a traffic light.  I ran through the town and back to the barracks, and I’m pretty sure I didn’t see a single person the entire time.

Yesterday afternoon I did 71 pushups without “breaking the position”, a personal best.  I was concerned that I hadn’t “tested” in a while and that my reduction of workouts in November would have an adverse effect on my results; a couple of weeks of training every other day seem to have quickly rounded me back into form.  Over the next couple of weeks I’m going to decide what physical fitness marks to go after in 2012.  I will definitely learn to swim.  Should I try a running program as well?  I’ll look into it….

[Author note:  four days later (Dec. 15) I did 72 push-ups.]

[Author note:  I “looked into it” and decided yes!  Feet permitting, I will make running the centerpiece of my workouts in 2012.]

I’ve been playing Scrabble online against anonymous players the last couple of weeks (I usually play against the computer).  So far my record is about the same – I lose as often as I win.  I must admit that I am surprised by this.  I know I’m not the smartest guy in the world and I don’t have the best vocabulary, but I was pretty sure that I was better than average; now I have my doubts.  That said, some of these players have to be cheating by using computer programs.  I could do the same thing, but that is not my style.  I improve by doing; yesterday I wrote down about six words which I had never heard of before that my opponents used against me.  I put them all in my spreadsheet, looked up the definitions, and wrote those down as well; that’s how I learn.  I used FETOR (stench) in a recent game because the computer used it against me months ago.  Some of the words that will go into my spreadsheet next time are:  YAG, BARBET, NOH, TREPAN, YWIS, DARIOLES, and GUAIAC.  Next time around, I’ll know what each word means.

[Author note:  In many circles, using assistance while playing Scrabble is not considered cheating.]

Tonight’s dinner was so good I had to stop and say grace a second time!  (Steak, salmon, Rice-A-Roni and a sliced apple)

Tonight I was supposed to watch the season premiere of the revived Fear Factor, which used to be one of my favorite shows.  I turned away from a “Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations” show which was featuring Amazon cuisine and culture (the river, not the Internet behemoth).  Much to my surprise, after about 30 seconds I flipped back to “No Reservations” because it looked much more interesting.

There are sixty-six books in the King James Bible.  Did someone think that that number would be cute?

In 2012 and beyond I am going to maximize the capabilities of my brain.  At this point there is no question that it is my greatest asset.

I joined the DC Public Library to get free music downloads (three per week) and learned that I can also use their free WiFi service to access the Internet.  Oh yeah, as an added bonus I can check out books!  J

Birthday pig-out update:  I couldn’t wait any longer!  I caved in on December 23 and ordered a pizza.  I still have a couple of slices left and will finish it off by tomorrow (12/26).  It tastes delicious and completely illegal.  The important thing is that I’ve gotten that monkey off my back and can now re-focus on eating right.  I still plan to buy some chocolate ice cream for my birthday, though!

Resolutions for 2012 – the list is longer than usual.  I generally like to keep the number down to about three.  But this year the list numbers 10:

Learn to swim

Buy a truck

Get teeth fixed

Resume career

Run, run, run!

Keep writing

Study every day

Dump Comcast Internet

Win something!

Take the stairs

If you try, you can accomplish anything.  And if you don’t accomplish everything – well, at least you tried!

Sometimes time flies by quickly; other times it can’t move quickly enough.

Scrabble rant - I feel better already

I spent many months recently playing Scrabble against "AI" (the computer) and improved to the point where I win about half the time.  Hot stuff, right?  Not in the world of online Scrabble.

I also play Words With Friends (who doesn't?), and haven't lost a game yet.  But Scrabble?  These gals and guys are amazing.  My opponents -- some friends, some anonymous -- have me scratching my head and cussing to myself with their 7- and 8-letter word combos, a lot of which are brand new to me.  They send me to the dictionary about as often as the computer does, which makes me wonder: How many of them are using the "hint" feature or some other word-finding software when they play online?  (I am a purist; I use neither.)

The worst is when an opponent plays a 7- or 8-letter word that I never heard of, like DARIOLES.  This is apparently a French dessert.  (I know just enough French to get into serious trouble over there.)  Equally infuriating is when they string two or three of these words together in succession. I've had this done to me both by humans and by computers.

I could rant about Scrabble for a good while, but I'll stop here and comfort myself with the knowledge that I get a little better every time I lose or have to look up a new word, and that I can do a crapload more push-ups than the vast majority of these weenies.  And besides, I really love the game! :-)

The End of Heroes?

Until recently, Joe Paterno was one of my sports idols: a great field general, a benefactor, a no-compromise academician, a trusted mentor to thousands of young men and women, and the winningest college football coach of all time. Those accolades no longer count for much because of the alleged sexual abuse of young men that took place on his watch as head coach of the Penn State varsity football program. “Joe Pa” had a big hand in the untimely demise of his career, but the unraveling of his legend was helped along by the much-smaller world that we now live in.

Heroes are going to be much harder to come by in the future because events are disseminated worldwide in the blink of an eye, short-circuiting a person’s or an organization’s ability to handle matters internally (or ignore them internally).  There are more safeguards and reporting mechanisms in place to keep people honest now than at any time in history.  Today’s media machine works in concert with human nature to make the publication of a person or group’s transgressions a near certainty. Becoming a hero is still possible, but holding that status has become a bigger challenge.

While television and the Internet make it easier to be a hero, blood tests and the ubiquitous camera’s eye make it harder to get away with cheating. Major League Baseball and professional cycling are two sports which will never be looked at again with the same innocence, and track and field is not that far behind. Athletes are suspended almost daily for infractions involving drug use and/or criminal behavior. Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Jose Canseco and Barry Bonds obliterated home run records that had been cherished for decades, but were then scorned and vilified for alleged use of performance-enhancing drugs. New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez stands to be baseball’s all-time home run leader by the time he retires, but he has already admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs while playing in the major leagues. Even if his records are allowed to stand, “A-Rod’s” legend will always have the unmistakable taint of steroid use.

Behaviors which were once blithely ignored (such as infidelity) are now red flags on the international moral/ethical blotter. Were President John F. Kennedy in office today, his dalliances would receive more attention and criticism than they did 50-some years ago.  Former President Clinton can attest to that, and so can former Congressman Anthony Wiener and (as of this writing) Republican Presidential candidate Herman Cain. Athletes and politicians seem to fall the farthest and the fastest. 

Thanks to the 24-hour news cycle, our world is becoming one huge reality show. People are subject to more scrutiny at all levels, and so far it does not look like human behavior is going to change much as a result. The limelight that Andy Warhol predicted will eventually give everyone 15 minutes of fame is doing just as good a job of giving everyone 15 minutes of infamy.

Fare thee well, heroes!  Fare thee well.