Thanks to dietary restrictions, there are dozens of delicious foods I can no longer eat. Every once in a while, one of them makes a cameo appearance in my head; right now, I am salivating wildly because I am thinking of so many of them! (I think it's because I just finished working out and having lunch, and my body is screaming for more fuel.)
Following is a list of foods that I may or may not enjoy on my next birthday:
McDonald's french fries (drenched in ketchup)
Breyer's chocolate ice cream
Lobster bisque (just a cup - a bowl will not leave room for anything else)
Four big-ass chewy, chunky chocolate chip cookies
A large McDonald's chocolate shake (I really miss McDonald's)
An authentic pizza margherita
Two big handfuls of M&Ms (yes, I miss chocolate)
Peanut butter cups
Chocolate fudge cake (I know, I know)
Zeppoles with vanilla ice cream (added 4/9/11 -- thanks to "Tiffany & Co.")
A big plate of toll house cookies with a big, cold glass of skim milk (added 4/10/11 thanks to television)
Double bacon cheeseburger slathered with ketchup (three no-nos for the price of one!)
A giant bag of Cheetos (fried) (added 5/9/11 -- I broke down and got some Cheetos)
A large order of nachos with EVERYTHING. (added 5/15/11)
Sugar coated cashews (added 5/24/11)
A box of Entenmann's chocolate donuts. If I choose this, I get to eat the entire box in 2 days -- maybe 3 -- but I don't get a second selection. (Added 6/17/11)
Upon review of this list, it becomes apparent that I ate a lot of chocolate. Also, my all-time favorite thing to eat -- lasagna -- is not on the list because I make two pans of it twice a year, doctor's orders be damned.
Realistically, I'll probably only have two or three of the above items. The one certainty is that I will not attempt to eat them all at once -- if eating all of this in one day did not kill me, I would certainly wish that it did! In the meantime ... I'm hongry! I think I'll go get a nosh. Later.
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